Conversations with Will

Apr 17

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Will is sitting in the recliner watching the news when Widget hops in his lap.

Will: Hi! Why…Why are you wet?
Widget circles his lap trying to get comfy.
Will: Why are you wet?
She sits down.
Will: Answer the question.
Purr.
Will: Your face is all wet. You’ve been drinking out of the toilet haven’t you?
She winks.
Will: Don’t you wink at me. You know we can’t bathe you, right? What were you thinking?
Purr. Purr.
Will: You can be as lovey as you want but your still a toilet butt.
Tail flick.

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Hello. I'm Erin. You may know me as the not so ordinary housewife but now that both kids are in school, I've made my return to the workforce. I work long hours and despite traffic, I'm still cooking, crafting and day tripping. Thanks be to Pintrest! Enjoy the read.

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