Will is sitting in the recliner watching the news when Widget hops in his lap.
Will: Hi! Why…Why are you wet?
Widget circles his lap trying to get comfy.
Will: Why are you wet?
She sits down.
Will: Answer the question.
Will: Your face is all wet. You’ve been drinking out of the toilet haven’t you?
Will: Don’t you wink at me. You know we can’t bathe you, right? What were you thinking?
Will: You can be as lovey as you want but your still a toilet butt.