Me: So he broke the flush by putting the lizard in the toilet?
Bug: Yes. That’s right.
Bug: There was a lizard in Tunk’s room. Daddy picked it up with toilet paper and put it in the toilet. Then HE broke the flush.
Daddy: Lies! There be a toothbrush in them there drains.
Me: Again? Jeez…
Daddy: Its the same one. you didn’t pull it out.