Bug was screaming at the door to use our potty and I let her in. I had to pee really bad
and she was taking her sweet time so I went to use the kids’ bathroom and saw the toothbrush.
There was a toothbrush in the toilet!
Me: Bug are you done?
Bug: No Daddy.
Me: Are you pooping?
Bug: Yes I’m pooping.
I couldn’t hold it any longer. I stepped into the tub, shut the curtain and started peeing down the drain.
Bug: What are you doing?
Me: Nothing Honey.
Bug: Daddy are you peeing in the tub!?
Me: No n no…I’m taking a shower.
Bug: Daddy! We don’t pee in the tub!