Quips

Jul 30
Published by Erin In Quips 2 Comments
Bug was screaming at the door to use our potty and I let her in.  I had to pee really bad
and she was taking her sweet time so I went to use the kids’ bathroom and saw the toothbrush.
There was a toothbrush in the toilet!
Me: Bug are you done?
Bug: No Daddy.
Me: Are you pooping?
Bug: Yes I’m pooping.
I couldn’t hold it any longer. I stepped into the tub, shut the curtain and started peeing down the drain.
Bug: What are you doing?
Me: Nothing Honey.
Bug: Daddy are you peeing in the tub!?
Me: No n no…I’m taking a shower.
Bug: Daddy! We don’t pee in the tub!
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Erin

Hello. I'm Erin. You may know me as the not so ordinary housewife but now that both kids are in school, I've made my return to the workforce. I work long hours and despite traffic, I'm still cooking, crafting and day tripping. Thanks be to Pintrest! Enjoy the read.

2 Comments

  • TheDad July 30, 2010 Reply

    In my defense – it was the tub or the floor 😉

  • Robert August 12, 2010 Reply

    Hmmmm, taking a shower with his clothes on too!

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