If you give a man and xbox,

he’s going to need a gold membership.

When you give him that membership,

he’ll probably ask for Netflix.

When he’s finished, he’ll try Hulu Plus.

Then he will watch every episode of every series he’s ever missed.

When he runs out of programming,

he might notice he’s hungry.

So he’ll probably order a pizza.

When he’s finished the pizza,

he’ll want a beer and he’ll take a nap.

Then he will use that membership to play FF14.

It’s been 2 months.