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Mar 04
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Bug: Mom! MOM!!! There was a nocerous and he was covered in mud. I want to be a nocerous when I grow up

Mar 04
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Tunk: I’m a doctor. Me: Yep, Doctor Tunk. Tunk: You got a tato in your ear. Me: Can you get it out? Tunk: Yep. Here it is! *Pause* Are you gonna shake my hand?

Mar 02
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A facebook friend of mine posted a link to an article featured on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Bug: Who is that? Me: That’s Oprah. Bug: Is she you’re aunt? Me: I wish! I laughed. Bug: I wish too! Hahahhaa.

Feb 10
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Grandma J: Mommy ran away. You’re coming to live with me. Bug: Can I come?! Grandma J: Sure you can. Tunk, what about you? Are you coming to live with Grandma J. Tunk: No. She can go. I’ll stay here.

Feb 10
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Tunk knowingly lets one rip right in front of his grandparents. He looks at PopPop. PopPop is sleeping. He looks at Grandma J. She and Bug are giggling about it. Tunk: I think I need to use the potty!

Feb 03
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Today, my son learned about comparative adjectives. Which triangle is bigger, biggest, smaller, smallest. I found him in his briefs sitting in butterfly position (heels together, knees flat) holding his feet. “Bigger!” He says. He extends both legs and looks down. “Smaller!” He says and he bring both feet together. Over and over. Then I […]

Feb 01
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We have visitors at our house and everyone loves a new baby. Even Daddy. Bug’s jealous. Bug: I’m going to church tomorrow to get a new daddy! Uncle Ec will be my daddy! Uncle Ec is actually my brother.

Feb 01
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First morning in the new place and we don’t have cable. Bug runs behind the tv. Bug: Say “Click” Us: Click! Bug: What would you like to watch today? Me: Well, the news would be nice. Bug: Hello Everybody! Do you have a bandaid on your knee? Do you have a booboo on your butt?!! […]

Jan 15
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Bug: I need new undies. Me: Oh Bug! Another accident? Really? Bug: Yeah, the accident came out of my peanuts.

Dec 21
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Bug: What’re you doing? Me: Peeling the sticker off of Daddy’s lighter. Bug: Can I see? Me: No, lighters are not toys. Bug: Well TOO BAD! I’m going to get a Hello Kitty lighter all by myself. Me : I don’t think so. Bug: Oh yes I am!

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