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Apr 15
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I’ve been doing “easy” meals lately and served the kids sloppy joes. This was their first time even seeing one. Logan: You’re a great maker MomMom.

Apr 01
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Tunk sits on the potty. I stand against the wall slightly annoyed by the inevitable 30 minutes we are about to spend. Tunk is holding himself. Tunk: Do you see this MomMom? It’s a big penus! It’s a big one!!!

Apr 01
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Bug is telling Daddy about her day. Bug: And we went to the Wal-Mart and MomMom did not get any candy for us! Not for you and not for me.

Mar 20
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Daddy, Bug and Tunk are on the couch. I’m in the office on facebook. Bug: Say hi to the door. Daddy: Hi Door. Bug: The door is your child. *Pause* Tunk: Say hi to MomMom’s Boobs. Down the hall and in unison:  Hi Mom Mom’s Boobs!!!

Mar 20
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Bug comes bouncing in the room. Guess what? She says. What? I reply. You’re out of cheese balls! She smiles then bounces right back out of the room.

Mar 20
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So I’m laying down on the couch and Tunk elbow drops my head. Me: Ow Jerk! Daddy: Tunk, say your sorry. Tunk: Sorry… Can you say sorry to my arm?

Mar 09
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I had just gotten home and was changing back into my pj’s. Unfortunately, I was wearing a thong. Bug: Uh, MomMom. Your butt is too big for those undies. They’re disappearing!

Mar 09
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Tunk: Jesus… Me: What do you know about Jesus? Tunk: You say it a lot when you’re mad.

Mar 06
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Bug is laughing hysterically. She’s been pinned and I’m tickling her belly. Tunk: STOP!!! STOP!!! I don’t like the noise! Me: (Pointing to his mouth) I don’t like this noise. Tunk: I don’t like your noise.

Mar 04
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Cat litter and food in the water bowl. Tunk executes while Bug stands watch. So mad!

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