Tunk sits on the potty. I stand against the wall slightly annoyed by the inevitable 30 minutes we are about to spend. Tunk is holding himself. Tunk: Do you see this MomMom? It’s a big penus! It’s a big one!!!
Daddy, Bug and Tunk are on the couch. I’m in the office on facebook. Bug: Say hi to the door. Daddy: Hi Door. Bug: The door is your child. *Pause* Tunk: Say hi to MomMom’s Boobs. Down the hall and in unison: Hi Mom Mom’s Boobs!!!
Bug is laughing hysterically. She’s been pinned and I’m tickling her belly. Tunk: STOP!!! STOP!!! I don’t like the noise! Me: (Pointing to his mouth) I don’t like this noise. Tunk: I don’t like your noise.