Half listening to the CBS Weather Report Friday, October 26th: Before making landfall in the tri-state area… Me: The tri-state area… I call it my Frankenstorminator!!! _______________________________________________________________________________________________________ On a serious note, at least in Maryland, every storm threat came with a mad dash for the basics- bread, milk and toilet paper. My parents would actually one [...]
Logan: Who made me? Me: Do you want the scientific answer to that question or were you looking for philosophical? *Pause* Me: Scientifically speaking, your dad and I made you. Philosophically, God did it. Which do you prefer? Logan: I like that you made me and I made you!
Logan is sitting on the playroom floor strumming his guitar. Kylie: Come on. Come on. Play Old McDonald. Logan: I don’t know that one. Kylie: Yes you do! Play Old McDonald. Logan begins to play. Logan: Old McDonald had a farm e i e i o. And on that farm he had a *pause* cow. [...]