Kylie: Addison likes Jaxson. Me: How do yo know? Kylie: I readed her mind. Me (concerned): Can you read my mind? Have you ever read my mind? Silence. She looks in my ear and says “Yeah. It sounds like monkeys eating donuts.”

Me: Soo… Nachos or taco salad? Logan: Nachos! Wait. What are Nachos? What color bag do they come in?

Kylie: Johnny Bravo is always trying to get women to marry him…and then they hurt him…Whooaaa Mama.  

Kylie: Hi Mom. We went to the barber shop and got haircuts. Logan: I’m a sad face.

Half listening to the CBS Weather Report Friday, October 26th: Before making landfall in the tri-state area… Me: The tri-state area…  I call it my Frankenstorminator!!! _______________________________________________________________________________________________________ On a serious note, at least in Maryland, every storm threat came with a mad dash for the basics- bread, milk and toilet paper. My parents would actually one [...]

Kylie: I would be sad if a spider bite-ted you. Me: Me too. I feel the same way about you. Kylie: I would smack it in the face. Then, I’d tape it to the wall! Me: Ok. Thank you?

Today, I am in the carpool lane at Ky’s school, dying of heat. Logan is taking mouthfuls of AC and blowing them at me. I love this kid.

Logan: Daddy, guess what my other favorite color is! Will: Orangutan. Loan (laughing): No!!! It’s Elephant!

Logan: Who made me? Me: Do you want the scientific answer to that question or were you looking for philosophical? *Pause* Me: Scientifically speaking, your dad and I made you. Philosophically, God did it. Which do you prefer? Logan: I like that you made me and I made you!

Logan is sitting on the playroom floor strumming his guitar. Kylie: Come on. Come on. Play Old McDonald. Logan: I don’t know that one. Kylie: Yes you do! Play Old McDonald. Logan begins to play. Logan: Old McDonald had a farm e i e i o. And on that farm he had a *pause* cow. [...]