If you give a man and xbox, he’s going to need a gold membership. When you give him that membership, he’ll probably ask for Netflix. When he’s finished, he’ll try Hulu Plus. Then he will watch every episode of every series he’s ever missed. When he runs out of programming, he might notice he’s hungry. […]
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On August 27th, 2:30 p.m., Logan and I left to pick up Kylie from school. Sadly, I had the misfortune of being on the wrong side of the school and Ky was the last one picked up. An aide helped her into the car and after buckling her seat belt, she burst into tears. When […]
[xt_br] Monday was Ky’s first day of school. I surprised myself by waking up for the second alarm: 6:15 a.m.. The coffee pot began to brew as I made lunch. Sure, I could have done that the night before but I was completely exhausted. Jet lag had gotten the best of me and I found […]
Maryland was an amazing trip. Here are 10 things I didn’t tell you: 1) Dad taught the kids how to shoot pool. 2) We caught up with Grampy at the Olive Garden. 3) Billy took Ky to get her hair cut…at Sports Clips. 4) Holly, Hailey, Kylie, Logan and Victoria and I explored the Marine […]
When Dad and Joanne told me we would be seeing Cirque du Soleil’s Totem, I was completely shocked. Who takes their grandkids to Cirque du Soleil? Clearly, my parents, that’s who. The evening began at Grace Mandarin, a top notch Asian Fusion restaurant overlooking the Potomac River. I very rarely drink but it’s very hard […]
Kylie: Daddy! We have two Chinese kids in our class. Will: Asians, Honey. How do you know they are Chinese? Kylie: Well, they looked Chinese. Will: You don’t make that assumption. You look like a hippopotamus. I don’t call you a hippopotamus.
Joanne brought us to the house and shortly thereafter, we got a phone call from Dad. As soon as she picked up, Logan demanded to know who it was. “It’s Pop Pop!” She told him. “When are you coming home?!” he yelled. After a long flight, the kids were itching to get in the […]
After months of promising my dad we’d be out this summer, life happened and it was no longer in the cards… or so I thought. Roughly 2 weeks ago, I got a call from my dad asking me to take a look at our schedule. He was going to fly us out for 1 last […]
Let it be known that today at approximately 3 p.m. Central Standard time, while giving good bye kisses, my son went in for the goods. He kissed Kylie’s best friend Annabelle right on the mouth, right in front of her mother. This is the face of a happy man.
Will: You’re going into the lava. *Pushes Ky off the bed* Kylie: I’m falling into lava!!! Will: It will be ok. *Continues to push*