Bug was screaming at the door to use our potty and I let her in.  I had to pee really bad and she was taking her sweet time so I went to use the kids’ bathroom and saw the toothbrush. There was a toothbrush in the toilet! Me: Bug are you done? Bug: No Daddy. […]

Bug: What’s a storm say? Me: BOOM! *Giggles* Bug: No, a storm says funder Funder FUNDER!!!

Bug: Can I have more carrots please? I will bring you my plate and share with my best friend Tunka because I don’t want to fight. Carrots are yummy!

Bug: What’s that sound? Me: A siren. *Pause* an ambulance. Bug: Oh! Are they going to help get kints out of the tree? Me: No, that’s a firetruck. An ambulance takes  people to the hospital. Bug: *Very concerned* Are kints in the hospital?!

I just finished the flash cards I had made for the kids. We got to Y and: Bug: Y is for girl. Me: What is she doing? Bug: She’s dancing. Me: No…what does mommy do? Bug: DANCE DANCE DANCE! Y is for dancing! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bug to Tunk: Yooouuu. You broke my hopscotch!

Bug: “You have got to stop cleaning people, MomMom!”

Bug: What’re we doing for dinner? Daddy: We’re having pizza. Bug: Yay! Pizza!!! Bug: You’ll be the big chef. I’ll be the little chef. Let’s go go GOOO!!!

Tunk is really enjoying dinner. He’s even smiling at me between bites. So I ask him: Was that the best dinner you ever had? Tunk: It was the @#$! Me: Excuse me! Tunk: It was poo poo?

A friend of mine facebooked a picture of her cat on the toilet. Bug sees this and says “I love kints on the toilet. They’re real cute. Can we flush kints down the toilet?”